Be Honest with Wives!!!

A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. He walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment. After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me.
Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum powder, which he precedes to rub on his hands and then he goes home.
His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty angry. Where the hell have you been?"
Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking girl There and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in Bed with her.
"Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands are covered with powder and says..."You God damn liar!!! You were playing pool again!!!"

Moral of the story:
Always tell your wife the truth. She won't believe you anyway. At least your conscience is clear

Gr88 thought!!!

"There is never any deadline in the world which can't be overcome. "

You just need guts to face the consequences and be strong enough to make your way. Butthen if you can be so diligent then what does it take to be on time??

Aishwarya Rai injured during shooting

Is it really such a big deal, that it's been on the news (on the net, I don't have any idea about the newspapers now) for the past couple of days. I generally tend to avoid such news, but to estimate the seriousness of the situation I went through of the news articles which said:
"Aishwarya was riding a cycle, which crashed into a signpost on the roadside and she got hurt."
I was wondering, that are there still so delicate people in this world which can get hurt by sleeping on a bed with a hair underneath, or is it this fucking media which always hypes all the shitty things while ignoring the matters that actually concern us!!!!

Junoon(i) at Purdue

Salman Ahmed, the lead guitarist of Junoon band came to perform at Purdue yesterday. The Pakistani rock band concert was organised by Indian students association at Purdue (probably coz there is no 'Pakistan student association'). As expected the show started according to IST. In fact I heard an American girl sitting behind me asking another guy what’s IST?? The show started with the song "Damadam Mast Calandar" (excuse me for not remembering the correct name), and the lots of people started dancing at the beats. Since the band was a Pakistani band so it had that hint of sufi music, and also some heavy metal. But soon after a couple of songs, it became a bit boring for me, and in fact most of the Indian guys, though Paki guys were still tapping and dancing (may be for the sheer fun of music). At that time I recalled the performance of Strings at IIT, though this one wasn't as bad, neither was there any anti-cheering. After some time he started telling the story about his first concert at India - 'how there were so many people collected at his home all with autograph books, which actually was to take autographs of Juhi, Salman and Aish, and when he actually reached Bombay, Juhi and Salman asked for his autograph.' And I was like what the fuck man!!! so long a story for one song. But when he started singing, the immediate response was that the story was worth it, coz the song then was "Sayonee". And there was the peak of the show. That melodious song made me dance standing at my seat, though very soon realising that I was the only one dancing at my seat (others dancing were at the front). After few more songs the program ended, and I was like OK!!! it wasn't too bad, and so was the response of most of my friends too.


Now the next thing is I've heard that Akshay Kumar might be there next week, Though not quite sure, but looking for it.

Dedication to work!!!

Cell Phone trivia!!!

1. Do you know why girls don’t keep thier mobiles in shirt pocket?

B’coz can’t get signals near hills & mountains

2.Do you know why boys keep thier mobiles in pant pockets?

B’coz signals are high near the tower….

The Demise of Indian Politics

Huh!!!!

Recently I read the news that in India, every educational institution, government has raised the quota from current 27% to 49.5%. Clearly as one can figure out, its all about politics. Even the opposition parties, which in general are so vehement about any government policy, are also avoiding any antagonism, in fear of losing its "vote-bank".

Is everybody so involved in politics that the only thing they can think of is votes?? Has morality totally lost in India?? Is that the reason most of the people hate politics and those who are in there, really enjoy it?? Is it just human nature or there is something wrong with the political system of this country??

At times they call for equality and then these politicians are themselves trying to divide the people based on the caste system. How good is a person who gets into these educational institutes just based on the quota system, and then keeps on failing, just because he's not prepared to face that level of education. Remember it's not only about getting a chance but also successfully utilizing it.

Accepted that being in politics you've to take care of your "vote-bank", but does that influences these politicians so much that coming in power the next time becomes the only motive of working in the present tenure. And it doesn't seem to be the problem of one person or party, or even one particular country; this is so widespread, omnipresent that we can't even think of one pure-hearted person, working for the welfare of people. Well, if there are such generous people at all, they are so much left behind in the race, that they hardly ever get any chance of serving the people.

And the mockery in the numbers is that the reservation is kept at 49.5%. Why not 50% or 51%. Is it just to show that the "common" or first class people still have the priority if they deserve it?? Why not divide everything based on castes, like 10% to Brahmins, 10% to SCs, 10% to politicians’ contacts....blah blah blah...

Are we moving towards our downfall, or is it just another blemish to be added, leading to a path where we'll have to witness many more milestones like that, before we finally wake up or get into some irrecoverable blight?? Is this politics for our good or to annihilate us?? India is always proud to be the largest democracy in the world, but is this thing worth to be proud of, considering that the democracy has become a mere tool of making fool of everybody to satisfy one's ends??

God help the politicians, and God help this country.

" 100 mein se 90 be-imaan, fir bhi mera bharat mahaan!!!"

Deep thought

How complex is human brain, which starts working right from the birth, and never stops untill you sit down taking an exam!!!